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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trader Joe's recalls another food item in California over listeria concerns - SFGATE

So they tried

No, not a chance

No way

5 health issues that can occur due to Vitamin D deficiency - Times of India

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

40 Father’s Day Gifts He’ll Wanna Brag About - BuzzFeed

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Looks Like Ye and Bianca Censori Are Going Strong - The Cut

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

I supercharged Google search with a three-key shortcut with custom results - Android Police

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

49ers trade a 2026 conditional fifth-round pick for Bryce Huff - NBC Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

The No. 1 Breakfast to Boost Heart Health, According Cardiologist - TODAY.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

New study raises big questions about taurine as anti-aging supplement - Live Science

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

BTS’ Suga Pens Message to Fans as Military Service Officially Ends: ‘I Really Missed You’ - Rolling Stone

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

After Game 4 low, Pacers look to 'dig in' at 2-2 - ESPN